recieved by me - ended up with someone bad.
I play the awesome sport of Ultimate Frisbee and last year was at a tounement in dublin at the beginning of december.

One of the details of the party on the saturday night was to wrap up a present put it in the sack and then hand it in to the christmas lepricaun and recieve a different one back.

I put in a XXS T-shirt saying "I dublin" and recieved ............ a DVD containing 9 hours of the finest hardcore porn the internet can provide for free. Thrilled as I was I didnt get round to watching this and when I went home for christmas. I gave it to my mate a few doors down in case he got lonely, you know how halls can be.... little else to do. except drink and wank.

in any case I didnt get it back and a few weeks later his room was broken into and they stole his X-box, his laptop and plenty of other stuff. including his massive CD collection and all the loose CD's one of which had "9 hours of hardcore internet porn - merry christmas" scrawled on it.
I still like to imagine them all sitting mashed out of their skulls on the heroine they bought with their stealings watching the porn as the police broke into their flat and caught them the next day.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:31, Reply)