Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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Merry Frizmas!This year I gave my secret santa chilli sauce.
But last year at work, I was happy enough to get my lovely boss as the recepitant of my 'secret' gift.
Three months before this, there was a brilliant incident where she accidentally replaced her diary with the work diary. The work diary being the book we keep all bookings in for people who want to book private functions in the pub. The entire staff had a good giggle at it, especially one page where she decided to insult all of in one sentence (paraphrase: 'Why did I bother hiring a bunch of incompetent monkeys who pour flat pints and have the collective intellectual capacity of a gnat').
So, what did I give my boss for Secret Santa? A scarab beetle, wrapped in that page of her diary.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:29, Reply)
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