Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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Oh the many various joysLiving with some right royal twunts, and some nice people truth be told, secret santa comes to town.
Now the most awsome idea comes to mind, as i get only one of the three people i want to get dead.
I give them presents!
One got the most liquid of beer shits i have ever produced (tuppaware boxes)
2nd got ammonia in a vile... "shake it real good!" say I... producing in crack and pong that didnt leave there hands for ages (ammonia stinks btw - I am a biology student, get all kinds of stuff out the labs)
3rd person got a rotten fruit, which somehow (and happily) got tons and TONS of fruit flys (you know, the little buggers that get everywere in digs) which went everywhere when the box was opened.
I am so glad of it being "secret".
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 23:05, Reply)
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