Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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EvilShe's fallen out of a tree when she was a kid, and gone into severe shock.
All her hair has fallen out as a result, and she now wears wigs.
So what do I get her for her Secret Santa at the pub?
A shower cap.
Oh yes.
I wasn't there, as a result of quitting the week before (thanks in part to her passing the blame onto me for her mistakes), but the bitch deserved it.
Length? She nearly gagged.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 21:47, Reply)
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