Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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This is hilarious. Secret Santa in the UK........Try Secret Santa in Southern California.
1) Be the lowest paid employee
2) The price tag is whatever
3) Pick the biggest snob in the office out of the hat
"Oh fuck, what do I get her?"
a) A knockoff D&G handbag (I would have said purse, put I ain't that much of a yank, yet)
b) A $50 gift certificate to M.A.C
Yes, it sounds like a lot, but to re-iterate, this is So-Cal.
What do I get? A $150 gift certificate to a local spa, a bathrobe from Bed, Bath and Beyond and a bottle of Ketel One.
This is why I go to work every day.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 8:26,
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