jumped up shit-wank forum moderators of another website
it's supposed to be a local forum for local people, but it is owned by a businessman in exeter (which is almost as far from yorkshire as you can be).

as soon as you get close to breaching their 'terms and conditions' (which are exhaustive, to say the least) the mods instantly slap you with their 'ooh, get me, tremble at my power' ban-hammer.

apparently, i can't call half of the local populace 'retards...thickwits...and 3-watts' (and they really are) because it is 'potentially abusive, offensive or inappropriate language'. i didn't mention any names, i didn't swear and i wasn't offensive.
i did use the word 'masturbate' once, glad i didn't use 'wank' though. that might have damaged mr exeter's advertising revenue...

you can put in a 'support ticket' if you want, but you might as well write on an albatross with a sharpie. i'm still waiting for a reply after 2 hours.
i have reminded them to put a stamp on the envelope ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:31, 11 replies)

tl; dr

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:51, closed)

shit, i clicked 'i like this' instead of reply
because of that i can't be bothered to tell you to fuck off
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:56, closed)

*totes win*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:59, closed)

The hardship described here puts me in mind of my days liberating Bergen-Belsen.


When will we learn the lessons of history!?
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:48, closed)

we will never learn the lessons of history
there you go, we both edited :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:56, closed)

Weirdo

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:59, closed)

So someone who pays for and owns a webserver doesn't allow you to post what the hell you like on it for free
That's shocking.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:27, closed)

A local forum for local people.
We'll have no trouble here!
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:54, closed)

That Scaryduck is a MASSIVE cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:32, closed)

I got banned from Apples forums
for skirting round their 'no rude words' rules, by telling someone to go and Google 'STFU'.
(username failed moderation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:01, closed)

So they banned you because of the 'G' word.

(MayorBoris, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:44, closed)