Last night
I saw a girl - all hair and make up - barging people out of the way on the central London rush-hour tube platform. She was kissing her teeth, and shouted "You's all fuckin' standin' on the platform an' I gotta gets my train, man!", before the tube had actually arrived. As it did arrive, she fell off her heels, and was unable to get up and on the train because the crowd of commuters by that point was too thick and too fast.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 9:33, 19 replies)

Sounds like
she was drunk.
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:00, closed)

Nah. Just full of self-importance.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:05, closed)

is that one of those beers
you have to drink in a silly glass that looks like a vase?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:24, closed)

self-im
ance
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:38, closed)

lf-importance
+men

would've been better. you fucking dick
(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:52, closed)

Are you trying to
communicate?
(username failed moderation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:58, closed)

i sometimes feel like that sperm whale imitating human speech around here

(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:14, closed)

*hunts*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:15, closed)

i always had you down as a sperm hunter

(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:16, closed)

Salty goodness.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:17, closed)

Cool story bro

(King Nightmare, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:43, closed)

Cool shit response, bro.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:10, closed)

Spleep!

(quintsy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:15, closed)

Cool bum-chumming bro

I apologise for not realising this masterpiece of literature and hilarity for what it was. Thank you for steering me in the right direction - and without a hint of hypocrisy that if the OP had replied 'cool story bro' to someone else's post then you would've been all over it lolling and joining in.

I'm proud of you
(King Nightmare, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:48, closed)

Gay whining post and very shit username


bro.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:49, closed)

Bro's...
before ho's..

Never did understand that saying. Surely ho's before bro's?

If you were offered a night in with a couple of bro's, or some right dirty ho's - which would you choose?

Just a thought.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:10, closed)

And here's another one of them
Jumping in to help out. 'We're like a family, man. We wanna be togevver!' before trawling all the other posts to see if any of the others have dared to say anything so you can back them up again and validate your existence.

How very predictable...and equally pathetic bro
(King Nightmare, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:58, closed)

Wait, I know this one....
Did she get about your bins, JOANNA YOU HEARTLESS BITCH?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 3:02, closed)

One of us,
one of us...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:12, closed)