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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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Lasange injury
I once took off the entire tip of my little finger trying to open a frozen microwave lasagne packet with a fruit knife without defrosting it first. I screamed and screamed until my dad came in to see what was the matter and then I promptly passed out. The following week, heading in to work late and hung-over from a party and taking my toothbrush and razor in to the office shower to tidy up, I put my hand into my rucksack and sliced the tip off another finger. On a safety razor. And then passed out again. Not good with blood, me.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:42, 3 replies)
I read that as 'Assange injury' and thought you'd given yourself a carpet burn doing a rape.

(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:08, closed)
L'Assange est dans l'ambassade.

(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 9:01, closed)
doodah, doodah...

(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 10:14, closed)

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