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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

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A cock is like a pneumatic cuff
Possessed by a need to pee, I seized mine rather too vigorously, damaged the cuff on one side, and it bent painfully outwards. A hydraulic urethral aneurysm. Hurt for a week.

Be kind to your cock.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 9:42, 2 replies)
Glue a couple of dots of felt onto the tweezers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 9:52, closed)
Proper officelol here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:17, closed)

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