Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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Many moons ago...I was seeing an older lady who had a specific kink of me spaffing on her boots/shoes....
All was going well one evening and she was balanced with one foot on the floor and one on the bed sporting a pair of rather nice knee high stiletto boots.
Just as I reached the vinegar strokes she started to lose her balance, I was too far down the road to stop at this point and kept hold of her leg as she hopped trying to regain her composure. She fell with one hell of a crash onto the floor.
She wasn't too upset about the fall it was the fact I came laughing and got some in her hair just 3 hours after a "nice new hair cut".
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