Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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There was the time I withdrew, and the condom was hanging off the end of my knob
...which was odd, because I wasn't wearing a condom when I started.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:59, 1 reply)
...which was odd, because I wasn't wearing a condom when I started.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 10:59, 1 reply)
I look forward to the hilarious follow up,
where you get treatment for the gonorrhea.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:27, closed)
where you get treatment for the gonorrhea.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:27, closed)
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