Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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Times a high five is not appropriate
#72:
Five seconds after she had just lost her virginity to me, after some four months of trying to get up the nerves. Her face when she realized what she had just done was the funniest thing I'd seen in three years.
We laugh about it now.
Well, I do.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:14, Reply)
#72:
Five seconds after she had just lost her virginity to me, after some four months of trying to get up the nerves. Her face when she realized what she had just done was the funniest thing I'd seen in three years.
We laugh about it now.
Well, I do.
( , Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:14, Reply)
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