Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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I got a few too many nicks when I ran the beard trimmer over my sack.I can't imagine what it'd have been like with a proper razor.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:51,
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It never fucking stops bleeding...or so I heard
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:21,
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Do you know, I can't really remember.I don't recall that much blood, thought that could be due to her knocking me sideways. I do remember we didn't have sex for a while, though. As you might have guessed.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:02, closed)
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