Half way through my first time ...
... I realised I had no idea who this person was I was shagging. This bothered me a bit. So halfway through i thought to myself, "I can't do this without at least knowing her name and afterall this isn't exactly as memorable yet as I'd hoped..."
So half way though I stopped, held out my hand announced my name (we actually shook hands!) then she told me hers, we sat back and laughed before continuing like rabbits.
A while later (the deed took place in the back room of a party) a bloke came up to me asked me my name and when I told him he hit me, took hold of what I assume was the lady I'd just been with and man handled her into his car.
He'd broken three of my teeth and I never saw either of them again.
Pretty good shag mind (for a first attempt).
Her name was Laurie.
If you're out there and still remember the 80's ......actually, don't.
(John Elton, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:50, 2 replies)

Was this a dinner party,
and were you approaching middle age?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 21:43, closed)

Her name was Laurie. Renate?
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 22:00, closed)