Muscle Bound
Some years ago, my nephew, who I shall call Josh (because that's yadayada..) was at five years old exploring, as Townsend posits, "what makes a man a man". This mainly involved his male role models pulling up our shirtsleeves and displaying our massive biceps, or doing the bouncing pec move to show our general manliness. I note that this doesn't impress women, but is bread and butter to a five year old.

The kicker was when he was sitting on grannies lap and stated out of the blue, "You have big muscles!" She, not familiar with the earlier manly indoctrination, asked, "what do you mean?" at which point he did a two fisted grasp on both boobs and said, "these muscles here."

The kicker? He finished by exclaiming loudly for all to hear, "don't worry, you and I can make our muscles bigger like daddy's!" I can still picture the deep color of purple her face turned. She had to go clean something quickly thereafter.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:18, 2 replies)

i like boobs

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:00, closed)

I think it was the absence thereof that caused the problem
Well, that and his dad's manboobs. You weren't referring to manboobs were you? Perv.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:05, closed)