So....
YOU'RE one of those that never shows up....

And it looks like something I'd find in my dad's workshop.

Oh... hang on... :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, 1 reply)

No, THEY are!
You know, the ones that say,'So what would you do to me?' and insist upon every fine detail before they'll agree to come over. Most likely the same ones at parties n gay bars (c'mon lads it'll be funny!) that coursely ask every gay guy there for intimate details of exactly what 'it' entails, then call them all names under the sun for unashamedly replying.

Always brings a camera to every stag do and has some really kinky ideas no one else is comfy with.

Had an unremarkable stint in the army. Married a generic Thai bride type who never speaks. Very loud and excessively masculine in an overly affected way. His mouth always writes cheques his body can't possibly cash. Always gets emotional n tactile when very drunk.

You know, one of them...
( ..wil, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:11, closed)

You've just described
two people I know....

Not sure if that is a good thing OR a bad thing....

And anyone taking a camera to any drunken function who isnt a woman, is a twat. End. Of.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:20, closed)

You don't need to anymore, everyone's got one on their smart phone.
Gone are the days you could make a drunken fool of yourself and all that remains of it next day is an apology, I fear...
( ..wil, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:25, closed)