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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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There's an old Arab proverb
"A woman for duty
A boy for pleasure
A melon for ecstasy"

I tried it with a melon once, but the woman on the till at Lidl called the police.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:54, closed)
A melon for ecstasy?
Thats the worst drug deal in history
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:59, closed)
I knew a girl called Melanie
wouldn't say it was ecstatic, but she wanked me off behind the youth club once.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:19, closed)
I met her once
That was enough. She wasn't so much Melanie as Rotting-Fishy
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:40, closed)
I'm pretty sure it's "a goat for ecstacy"
I'd caution against confusing the two, as well.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:47, closed)

I heard that too. Also, it's "a woman for children"
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:49, closed)

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