Sex ToysLanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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There's an old Arab proverb"A woman for duty
A boy for pleasure
A melon for ecstasy"
I tried it with a melon once, but the woman on the till at Lidl called the police.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:54,
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A melon for ecstasy?Thats the worst drug deal in history
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I knew a girl called Melaniewouldn't say it was ecstatic, but she wanked me off behind the youth club once.
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I met her onceThat was enough. She wasn't so much Melanie as Rotting-Fishy
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:40,
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I'm pretty sure it's "a goat for ecstacy"I'd caution against confusing the two, as well.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:47,
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I heard that too. Also, it's "a woman for children"
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