I once tried to fuck one of those pots of jelly.
The ones like a pot of yoghurt, but jelly. On the first thrust, the jelly shot out all over the bed. I didn't really think it through. I was staying in a hotel at the time. Not sure what the maid must have thought.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:32, 4 replies)

She probably thought
"Oh look, some one spilled jelly" but that's only because most Normal people wouldn't even consider fucking a pot of jelly.
(Figmaus, Fri 18 May 2012, 1:03, closed)

Or
She may have thought 'looks like we've had another jelly fucker staying here'.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 18 May 2012, 23:07, closed)

This is the first thing I've read in this qotw that's made me giggle.
Bravo!
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:46, closed)

Just as well it wasn't a trifle
or she might have been fucking dis custard.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:17, closed)