How to make your own 'Love Glove'
Here is the instructional video. Watch it. Just one thing. Do NOT use handsoap as it's drying and can irritate. Whatever slip-and-slide stuff you normally use will be fine, but good old baby oil is jim dandy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNCZ2NiEwuw&list=PLCD82EF7E54EE28E3&index=18&feature=plpp_video

I made one of these at a party for a laugh once and asked for a volunteer to 'test' it. One bloke did and vanished into the loo for a bit. Cue thirty people all hovering outside the door, trying not to giggle like crazy or make a sound. When he started making low moaning noises that got louder and more emphatic, unaware that he had an audience, we were almost dying with mirth. Then he started talking to it. Things along the lines of "That's it, take it all, bitch," each gasped entreaty becoming more and more graphic and when he finally tested the thing to his ultimate satisfaction (the heartfelt teeth-clenching moan was a giveaway) and opened the door, his girlfriend attacked him with the toilet brush for 'being unfaithful'. If she hadn't been so upset and genuinely honest, it would have been more amusing, but she was a bit of a nutter and they broke up that night, there and then. Jealous of a towel and a rubber glove. Far out.

On another note, those 'scalp massage hairbrushes'? GET ONE. In fact, be like me and get TWO. My last one served faithfully for two years and when it died, I wanted to give it a Viking funeral. These things are FANTASTIC for both sexes. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... www.ebay.com.au/itm/Vibrating-Massager-Head-Body-Hair-Scalp-Comb-Brush-1-/251063642367?pt=AU_Hair_Care&hash=item3a748f28ff
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:27, 2 replies)

A 'volunteer', eh?
Yeah.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:56, closed)

Definitely
Mind you he was a bit pissed at the time. :)
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:22, closed)