I've been reading Anomalies and Curiosities of Medicine
which has an eye-watering section on masturbatory/genital/botty mishaps.

You can read it online here -
pinkmonkey.com/dl/library1/digi329.pdf

Here's a taster:

Tompsett mentions that he was called to see a workman of sixty-five, suffering from extreme
rectal hemorrhage. He found the man very feeble, without pulse, pale, and livid. By digital examination he found a hard body in the rectum, which he was sure was not feces.
This body he removed with a polyp-forceps, and found it to be a cylindric candle-box, which measured six inches in circumference, 2 1/2 in length, and 1 1/2 in diameter. The removal was followed by a veritable flood of fecal material, and the man recovered. Lane reports perforation of the rectum by the introduction of two large pieces of soap; there was coincident strangulated hernia.

Hunter mentions a native Indian, a resident of Coorla, who had introduced a bullock's horn high up into his abdomen, which neither he nor his friends could extract. He was chloroformed and placed in the lithotomy position, his buttocks brought to the edge of the bed, and after dilatation of the sphincter, by traction with the fingers and tooth-forceps, the horn was extracted. It measured 11 inches long. The young imbecile had picked it up on the road, where it had been rendered extremely rough by exposure, and this caused the difficulty in extraction.

In Nelson's Northern Lancet, 1852, there is the record of a case of a man at stool, who slipped on a cow's horn, which entered the rectum and lodged beyond the sphincter. It was only removed with great difficulty.

('At stool'? Yeah, right!)
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:29, 2 replies)

Posting stories from other websites
is the very height of cuntishness.

Besides which, I call shenanigans on this - why would the expulsion of a massive shit do anything to revive a man with no pulse? Is doing a poo a cure for death?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 20 May 2012, 7:28, closed)

Livid? I bet he was!

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:37, closed)