Is this the point where I make a joke about your book?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:06, 2 replies)

That book is no laughing matter.
It's not even reading matter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:09, closed)

His book is not one to be put
down lightly.

It should be thrown as hard as possible.
(username failed moderation, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:19, closed)

Right.
You're going to throw my book. Which is an ebook. A file.

Why don't you like it? Couldn't you download it to your radio?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:56, closed)

HAhahahahah.

I love that your best defence isn't 'Actually, my book is good and selling well and a lot of people like it, so it doesn't matter what you think' but is 'it's not actually a real book'.


Although, just out of interest, what do you think people read it on that couldn't be thrown?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:16, closed)

I'm not going to waste my hundred pound e-reader device just to get rid of his terrible 99p pamphlet.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:22, closed)

I don't need to defend my writing
to someone who hasn't read it.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 22 May 2012, 3:46, closed)

Can you defend it to some of us who have?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:43, closed)

You're absolutely right.
I couldn't download it to my radio.

Actually, I'm just jumping on the bandwagon. I didn't know you had a book. Does it have bits I can colour in?
(username failed moderation, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:28, closed)

You'll only need a brown pen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:34, closed)

When I saw its shit cover
I threw my monitor against the wall.

Will that do?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:33, closed)

Yes, now would be spot on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:12, closed)