Just had this conversation with the missus
Me: Qotw this week is sex toys, but I can't think of any stories we have about them, can you?

Her: Well there's the time we stayed at your parents house and afterward they gave us a duffle bag of vibrators.

Me: What? They did what? I don't remember this...
were they ours?
or did they give us a bag with their vibrators in it?

Her: Yeah, totally. everything was ours

Me: Why did they have a bag of vibrators?
of *our* vibrators I mean?!?

Her: We left them behind

Me: ...

Her: It was our bag too.

Me: Oh. Well then
That makes perfect sense
... Do we normally travel with a bag of vibrators and I just never noticed?

Her: They weren't together. That just happened to be what we left at your parents house. A bag. And some vibrators.

Me: that does sound like us
I don't remember this at all

Her: I was embarrassed enough by the whole thing that I don't think I'll ever forget it, but even then I don't really know how it happened

Me: Is the fact that this whole event didn't register enough in my head to be memorable a good thing, or a bad thing?

Her: ...

Me: Maybe, in the future, you shouldn't leave your vibrators at my parents house darling.

Her: ya think?

Me: well I would think it would go with out saying ... but apparently...

Her: =p

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Apparently I do have a sex toy story.
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:27, 3 replies)

sex toy story?
woody and buzz? you sick pervert
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:28, closed)

She left most of them there before she'd even met you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:20, closed)

Hahhahahaha I like this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:27, closed)