This was told to me, but as I wasn't there at the time I'll leave it to you to decide if it's lies or not.
The names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Jim and Cara worked at a certain popular scuba diving site in England.
He was a surfer dude type and she was a hippy chick and they seemed to hit it off quite well. After a few drinks and with not much else to do when living on the coast they ended up spending the night together.
During their nocturnal activities Cara reaches under the pillow and pulls out......a knife. According to Jim it was a machete but it probably wasn’t the first time he’d embellished the true size of a chopper.
Anyway it transpires that what gets Cara off during the horizontal Tango is to be cut. This somewhat freaked out Jim but Cara was getting quite agitated that he was unwilling to perform said act on her and so did as she requested (probably just to get the knife off her so she didn't use it on him).
She left work shortly afterwards after he used the adage 'a problem shared is a problem halved' and told everyone about it, which as this is a popular dive site, could well have been a few hundred people.
( TitanLX, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)