Moderately off-topic but I don't care
Despite my never having made the pleasure with artificial aids I nonetheless enjoyed writing a "history" of the Fleshlight as a joak: everything2.com/user/wertperch/writeups/Fleshlight

Hope you enjoy.
(wertperch is losing his hair, marbles and patience., Tue 22 May 2012, 18:03, 8 replies)

Slightly spoiled by the fact you don't seem to know that the Fleshlight is not, in its original form, in any way powered.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:25, closed)

no one comes out of this looking very well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:31, closed)

Only slightly spoiled? I failed.
(wertperch is losing his hair, marbles and patience., Tue 22 May 2012, 19:32, closed)

Well, there are powered male vibrators which would make a better subject and I'm sure there are funnier "origins of the Fleshlight" stories which could be told. however, I say slightly because I assume you're not in a minority in not knowing original Fleshlights don't have any vibrating mechanisms.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:32, closed)

LieQuest2013
Awesome. I should start noding again.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:00, closed)

Yes, you should.

(wertperch is losing his hair, marbles and patience., Tue 22 May 2012, 19:32, closed)

you don't 'have' a bent.
you are *of* a bent. hth.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:47, closed)

Yup, you're correct
and I done corrected it. Thank you.
(wertperch is losing his hair, marbles and patience., Wed 23 May 2012, 17:40, closed)