Yoghurt as sex aid
Have a tenuous repost:
A female friend of mine had some kind of funghal infection in her ladybits and the doctor had told her the best way to deal with it was to apply natural yoghurt. So my ladyfriend started by dribbling a teaspoonful inside, then moved on to a dessert-spoonful with some light rubbing, then a cupful massaged in... you get the idea. She found it was a very pleasurable sensation and even after her infection was cured would regularly pleasure herself with a carton of yoghurt.

So having told me this while being, ahem, intimate, she suggested we should try sex with yoghurt as a lubricant. I couldn't think of a reason not too, so she liberally applied yoghurt to her parts and I plunged in. And yes, not at all unpleasant.

But there are some disadvantages:
- never fall asleep after sex with yoghurt all over you. It stinks.
- never have yoghurt sex when it's very hot. It goes all lumpy and looks like puke.
- never have yoghurt sex if you're very hairy. You can't wash it out and your genitals will smell like a dairy for days if not weeks.
- never give oral sex to someone who's got a hairy minge and has been wanking with yoghurt the whole summer.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:47, 4 replies)

Never
use Crunch Corner yoghurt.
(Rsoles, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:41, closed)

i keep reading the post title as 'yoghurt as a sex aid'
and then my brain autocompletes with 'turtle power!'.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:42, closed)

Brilliant
Will be humming that all the rest of the day
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:58, closed)

The final sentence...
...almost cost me my breakfast!

:O
(minimalist ..., Thu 24 May 2012, 11:06, closed)