It's only a fight if both participants are evenly matched
As it is, it seems to be me versus a retarded interspastic who's obsessed with pictures of me from past b3ta bashes and pointing out that I look silly. While wanking himself daft over them.

Not that I mind, overmuch, it's like having my own cripplingly stupid version of Heat magazine.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:09, 2 replies)

Christ.
The "massive prick" thing is looking more likely already.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:29, closed)

Is there a version of Heat magazine
that isn't cripplingly stupid, then?
I've often wondered, given that Boyd Hilton is sometimes on Radio 4, if there might not actually be a highbrow version of said periodical, stocked in only the most prestigious of newsagents.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:43, closed)

In a Panglossian way I have to imagine that the contents of Heat magazine are a little bit more sophisticated than
"LOL Emvee wore a T-shirt ROFL"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:52, closed)

Emvee in a t-shirt, with a balloon on his head.
A woman in a bikini, with cellulite.

It's all much the same - someone's getting jeered at, for the crime of daring to appear in public, either way.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:16, closed)

That's what these /talk fatties are really afraid of
appearing in public
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:24, closed)

I'm not fat!
I'm just big boned.
*sob* Pass the Chunky Monkey...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:48, closed)