Sex ToysLanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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Bring in the dogI'm not sure this counts as a toy, but if you ever find yourself on top of a lady, pumping away unenthusiastically to an equally luke warm reaction, I guarantee that if her pet Jack Russell Terrier wanders into the room unheard and proceeds to place his cold, wet nose right on your balloon knot, then it will liven things up no end. Highly recommended.
Caution: Does not apply to all breeds. If a later girlfriend owns an Alsation who sits by the bed eyeballing you as you go about your business on his beloved mistress, this has a more soporific effect. Avoid.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
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