Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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On not having a threesome"Just think how great it'd be to have a threesome," I said.
Dave looked over his pint with tired eyes. "I had a threesome with two women once," he told us, "Back in the 90s. Didn't like it."
Tired Dave didn't like very much, to be honest, but surely no man could dislike a threesome? It's like doing The Sex, only twice as good. Not Tired Dave, who was both old and tired.
"You know how hard it is to satisfy a woman?" he asked.
"Can't say that's ever been a problem," I lied.
"Think how hard it is to satisfy two. Terrible."
I have spent a lifetime heeding his advice.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:31,
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^^THIS^^I think it's all about the bragging rights, rather than the actual experience.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:43,
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