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I was on a trip with a big group of students, all of us staying in a kind of hostel. One night I was looking after a mate who'd got horribly drunk and was throwing up everywhere. When I was helping him stumble back to bed, I was passing a girl's room when she popped her head out and said "Come back when you've got him to bed".

Well it was very late, and I was quite pissed myself, but my brain got the message loud and clear. She was gorgeous, with an amazing figure, and I couldn't believe my luck, so I dumped my mate in his bed and ran back. She was lying in bed. I sat on the edge, we talked for a while, and to cut it short she told me to climb into bed and shag her.

I was, to put it mildly, inexperienced, but she was very good about telling me what to do and guiding me on what to put where. I remember kissing her, I remember groping and sucking her tits, and I remember her trying to get our legs coordinated... but nothing more than that until I woke up some time later to find myself still in her bed, on top of her, and her asleep. I grabbed my clothes and crept out.

Next morning she didn't make any sign that anything had happened, so I waited until she was on her own and asked her. "You fell asleep", she said. "I know, but did we... erm, did we do it?" I mumbled. "No, you twat, and I was gagging for it too." she hissed, and walked off.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:25, Reply)