Do animals count?
Girl animals, obviously.

I'm not sick.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:16, 1 reply)

hmm, good question...
...if they do then...


nope, still 19 (and that's not because I've only shagged boy animals)
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:19, closed)

Nineteen barely even counts as heterosexual.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:24, closed)

then tonight, just for you b3tards
I shall dump the wife and go off in the search of fanny!

just to make you all like me, and not think I'm a homo-erectus.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:28, closed)

Was that a denial
Or admission?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:27, closed)

which would you rather?
Do you want me to tell you that I have had sex with animals, just so you feel a little less lonely on here?

if it will make you feel better, I did once get caught wanking by my mum, and I managed to hide my pron but made it worse by her assumption I was wanking to the video for 'Stutter Rap'.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:30, closed)

:-)

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:38, closed)

Morris and the Minors?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:12, closed)

yep
the very one, sort of...

it was Morris Minor and the Majors. the finest example of what a difference a consonant can make:

Tony Hawks - walks round Ireland with a fridge, plays tennis against the Moldovans and has a number one hit with a rap parody in 1988.

Tony Hawk - skateboarding legend and pioneer.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:17, closed)

Now, if Tony Hawk skateboarded around Ireland with a fridge...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:41, closed)

and then wrote a book about it
in Moldovan.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:03, closed)