Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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"Thankfully, being a bit of a well known local 'child DJ,' I soon pulled a hottie blonde 3 years my senior."
You, sir...
"The day came to do the deed so we got naked and got into bed. We had a great snog, and she was really into that..."
...are...
"I tried to finger her, but again she seemed to just clam up."
...a...
"So, I responsbily partook in diving the muff."
...twat.
An impotent one at that.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:08,
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