Female only piercing.
Imagine if you will a rather beautiful sex goddess with no clothes on.
Now imagine her perfect labia enhanced by two silver rings , one either side.
Imagine my delight at sticking my solid meat pole between said rings.
I did not imagine the pain I'd be in not twenty seconds after penetration after my rather long testicular pubic hair got itself tangled around the piercings and then my enthusiastic hip slapping managed to pull them free from my skin.

I Imagine she was not impressed at my crying all night.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:10, 7 replies)

she might have been more impressed if you'd cut your tramp ballbeard.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:24, closed)

I can't believe a rastacrusty is giving lessons on hair care.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:53, closed)

What's even more embarassing
..is getting your nose ring tangled in her labial piercings...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:50, closed)

What's even more embarrassing
is getting your nose tangled in her labia when neither of you are pierced.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:53, closed)

Or pulling out to find that the piercing has torn the condom
...when you weren't wearing one when you started.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:58, closed)

Sweeeeet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:10, closed)

This
Was a harsh lesson in proper sexual shaving.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:03, closed)