Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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Bloody typical. You dress up nice, put on some cologne, buy her dinner and take her dancing, and how does she treat you?(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:56, 1 reply)
Like a sex toy with SHOES.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:02,
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I should've stuck to RingofFyre's mum. Now there's a classy lady. Makes you wonder how it went so wrong?(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:09, closed)
Spent too long shagging people off the internet to make sure he was attending school :((
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:11,
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Must've been a while back.She's been dead 6 years now.
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Dirty bastard.Stickin' his dick in jars on MY mantelpiece!
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Oh god, we've entered the forbidden zone of 'Your mum' jokes. When you find out a man has a dead mother, do you stop in shame-faced agony or carry on to glorious monsterdom? The eternal question.(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:03, closed)
Nothing to feel shame for,I just wouldn't do it just after I've stubbed out a ciggie if I were you. That's all.
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