Chlamydia Fingers
I cut through a tendon in my left hand which needed many months of physio and recuperation. During this time something a little odd happened to my left hand nails on the index and middle finger; just by the cuticle something odd was happening.
The hand guards were off and I was ready for action. I was at a festival and ended up fingering a very nice lady who I had been courting of late.
Cut to a couple of weeks later when something called an overgranulation started spouting out of my cuticle and my nails started to grow off my fingers with no new growth of nail. Had a myriad of tests and antibiotics over the course of a 3 month period.
At one point during this I explained the above festival story to the Doc and he said that it could be chlamydia so I gamely told the lady this was the case.
Turned out just to be a stupid infection and I embarrassed myself and the lady who never spoke to me again.
I'm right handed so I'm really not sure why I used my left; but now I never do.
I ended up having both nails surgically removed and my friends mercilessly taking the piss out of me for years too....
(SlowLoris among the pigeons., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:00, 2 replies)

Dickfingers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:44, closed)

# Chlamidia self
at home, Chlamidia self, one of the family. Chlamidia self well in, Chlamidia self part of the furniture..............Chlamidia self, one of us#

You'll be singing this all day.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 4:22, closed)