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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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The things you will do to see a girl topless...
When I was about 15 a family moved three doors down from us. They had a daughter who was one year younger than me - I shall call her Mandy for that was her name. She was, shall we say, well developed. (Or so I thought, having seen her more recently what I thought were large breasts at the time were actually just getting started....)

Being a fairly small town there weren't a lot of kids of the same age in the area, maybe half a dozen of us hanging around the street and messing around. I'm not sure what started it but being the usual stupid young man I ended up teasing her quite a lot. She responded by trying to punt me in the love spuds as young ladies are sometimes wont to do.

Of course, her assets had come to my attention but as usual when you are that age you have no idea what to do about it. It came as a surprise when another friend mentioned to me that Mandy was interested in me. However, the odd part was that apparently her method or getting men alone was, shall we say, unusual... Apparently she didn't aim for the plums just for a laugh, kicking men in the nuts really turned her on and if you were one she was aiming for she really wanted you...

I wasn't sure whether to believe this, especially when he told me that all I had to do was let her kick me in the nuts and she'd take me to her house to 'check the equipment'....

The next few days were what you could call an agony of indecision... The idea of being kicked in the balls was against all being a man meant. However, the chance of getting closer to that body was extremely tempting...

She did aim for my nuts a few times but self preservation kicked in. One evening though there was just me and her hanging around the street and she was wearing a top that left very little to the imagination. The temptation was just too much. I knew how much a kick to the nuts would hurt but the promise of those puppies... Well, it seemed worth it to my hormone addled brain.

Before long, the now familar boot was aimed at my nuts and I managed to over-rule my brain and just stood there and took it.

That was the point when my teenage fantasy was replaced by harsh reality....

By not making any effort to dodge, her boot made what must have been perfect contact with my babymakers. The next minute or so is a bit of a haze. I don't remember actually going from standing up to being curled up in a ball on the ground moaning. I vaguely remember throwing my tea up. I vividly remember her standing over me, obviously 'enjoying' it a lot and making it clear she thought my less than a man for not taking the kick without flinching. It became very clear that all that was in prospect for the rest of the evening was a considerable amount of testicular agony.

She went off shortly after that, I spend the next half an hour cradling my aching balls rather than exploring her naked body. I never did find out whether my friend was deliberately leading me on or whether he had been taken in as well. What I do know is that I never got any closer to naughtiness with her and made sure my nuts were well out of the firing line when I was anywhere near her in future...

Mind you, I later found out that I got out of it lightly. She got a reputation for kicking men in the nuts which was only stopped when she put two men in hospital. She had also been shagging around for years and had so many STDs that any new ones didn't stand much chance...
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