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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

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Trying to think of a spunkduster gag based on Ghostbuster lyrics, but it just won't come. Unlike you.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:45, 1 reply)
If there's something warm
In your genital tubes
What you gonna grab?
Spunkduster!
An irrestible call
To evacuate your balls
What you gonna grab?
Spunkduster!

How hard can it be to cobble together a half-arsed rhyme, you lazy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:54, closed)
I'm not lazy, I just can't be arsed.

Anyway, he wasn't talking about having a wank.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:37, closed)
Nice reply.
You managed to sound both petulant and stupid at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37, closed)
It's a gift
One I prefer to unwarranted aggression.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:10, closed)
Awwww. Wud oo wike a cuggleschnuggle?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:35, closed)
Physician. heal thyself.
You seem like you might need it.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:07, closed)
Is that a yes or a no?
Don't leave me cuggle-hanging here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:13, closed)
Should have guessed that subtlety's not your strong point
And it's a no. Unless it helps with your rehabilitation.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:29, closed)
This is completely unacceptable bullying.
You should be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:43, closed)
Fuck it.
Let's just delete all accounts above 20k and eliminate 95% of crybabies in one fell swoop.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:44, closed)
Dude. Harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:44, closed)
Now now...
Don't get upset. We don't want you to burst a bood vessel. I was a bit busy, is all...
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:43, closed)
<a href="http://www.b3ta.com/questions/sexyregrets/post1468477">www.b3ta.com/questions/sexyregrets/post1468477</a>

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:00, closed)
I'm NOT petulant
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT.

So there.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:19, closed)
http://goo.gl/Bq1pI

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:21, closed)
So now you're Superfly?

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:28, closed)
I've been superfly since you were in superman y-fronts.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:02, closed)
Who said I stopped wearing them?
Since that Red Kryptonite explosion on the inside, I haven't had the strength to take them off.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:48, closed)

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