I call bullshit
based purely on the line 'Come to think of it I don't think I'd had (a blowjob) before that day either!'.

You'd know.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:19, 2 replies)

This ^^

( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:22, closed)

No bullshit
It was real! What I meant was that looking back now (12 years), I can't remember whether I'd had one from Em before that point, or whether that was indeed the first. I know it was Rachael's first from the sheer look of unexpected terror on her face when the moment came! Most of what had happened up until that point with my proper girlfriend - Em - was just uneasy, uneducated fumbling. You know the type that occurs whilst hanging around in dark corners of parks late at night...

I still have the Rachael girl as a 'friend' on faceache, but as she's now a lawyer and I don't have money to defend a libel case, that's why I changed her name :-)
(harrypitta friends with the chilli saucerer, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:42, closed)

I'm voting "true" on all of this.
It's all too achingly tragic and mediocre and overflowing with the indignity of adolescence to be made up.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:48, closed)