Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
I once purchased some steel shoe protectors.
I wanted the XXXL size but they weigh about 10lbs each making it difficult to walk.
As the salesman said, "the biggest segs you'll regret"
RIS? Look here
www.blakeys-segs.co.uk/
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:27,
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![](http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/a/a4/Facepalm'd.PNG)
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:39,
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![](http://www.virginmedia.com/images/spin-offs-girl-from-uncle-431x300.jpg)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:46,
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![](http://kidsister.typepad.com/.a/6a011168f08bb6970c01543228e6f4970c-800wi)
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:48,
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Whatever floats your boat Dr.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerican_Empire
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:55,
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Oh. It's like that, is it?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uru-Eu-Wau-Wau
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:01,
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Hell yeah Dr.
This is the QOTW version of dueling banjos (and you are the mongy one.)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:17,
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*Dances around while squealing like a piggy*
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:31,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Victory
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:20,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_Cunt_discography
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:57,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_mum
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:08,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternity_test
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:50,
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Plays a fast riff.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:55,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Victory
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:21,
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haha, thread weirdage.
Duelling wikibanjos.Who would have guessed that Lithuanian architects could be so, erm worthy of making a list of?
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:20,
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Ah
now I know who's playing Ned Beatty
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:21,
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