Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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It's more the embarassment
Mrs Smale, I'm afraid I have bad news. Your son was wearing comedy turkey pants, the elastic had gone so they didn't fit properly, and he had skid marks and suspicious stains. The ambulance crew, the admissions doctor, the A&E staff nurse, the consultant and the entire ICU team saw them; that's about 20 people. Oh yes, and he got knocked over by a car and he's croaked.
( , Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:19, 1 reply)
Mrs Smale, I'm afraid I have bad news. Your son was wearing comedy turkey pants, the elastic had gone so they didn't fit properly, and he had skid marks and suspicious stains. The ambulance crew, the admissions doctor, the A&E staff nurse, the consultant and the entire ICU team saw them; that's about 20 people. Oh yes, and he got knocked over by a car and he's croaked.
( , Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:19, 1 reply)
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to snigger at the terrible underwear of the recently departed pants-loser ...
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