One or two things (winces inwardly)
1. I broke my friends nose at a party. We were doing that thing where you stand back to back, linking elbows and you lift the other person onto your back. I did this to her, I was drunk, I fell over, on top of her. I had her arms wrapped in mine so she landed on her face.... oh I remember the blood.

2. One halloween, I was about 16, had a drunken snog with a boy. We wandered off from this party, down the road and ended up falling into a hedge right outside a Church. (I think being halloween we were looking for ghosts or something.) It was pitch black but then! We are startled out of our drunken fumbling by bright car headlights. The next day at school, in my RELIGIOUS STUDIES class, my teacher, who is a VICAR comments that she saw an 'awful sight' last night, 2 teenagers having sex in a hedge. I don't know to this day if she saw my face...

3. I told a Tunisian man to fuck off, when I was on holiday there aged about 14. This is apparentely a VERY HUGE insult over there and he jabbed me with his index finger, in my mouth! He made my gum bleed! I did feel very shameful.

4. The worst comes last... I was at school at the time. One night doing homework in my bedroom, I must have had an open school book on the floor. I had my rag and was changing my panty pad (I told you this was bad!!) and I threw it on the floor of my bedroom. I was a bit of a skanky cow at the time. So I'm in school the next day and the time comes to take out our text books.... I'm sitting on the FRONT row of the classroom and put the book on my desk, lo and behold it opens to reveal a used panty pad for the whole world to see.
(Sameranda, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 11:43, Reply)