ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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MRI ScanTook my 11 year old son for an MRI scan on his injured knee - he was offered headphones to listen to music during the scan and the pretty nurse asked him what he wanted to listen to. "Dildo" he says. "I think you mean Dido" said she, not batting an eyelid. "That's my boy" I thought.
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