Shit Holidays
Camping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.
Suggested by Zuowon
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:32)
I won something on a scratchcard in Tenerife.
Still waiting for them to put the money in my account.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:09,
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I once won half a pig in a raffle in France.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:37,
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which half was it?
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rofl harris, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:58,
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bottom
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:54,
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I once won a small marzipan effigy of a pig at a school fête.
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.Yeti., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 14:30,
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Typical Muslim.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:35,
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It didn't occur to me to ask if it was halal marzipan.
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.Yeti., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:37,
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And that's why you're going to hell.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:57,
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Feck it.
I might as well crack open the pork scratchings at this rate.
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.Yeti., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 17:24,
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