Shit HolidaysCamping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.
Suggested by Zuowon
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:32)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
So you went camping, and couldn't poo because spiders live outside?(
rofl harris, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 17:45,
1 reply)
I was a teenager.They weren't outside, they were IN the toilets. Dark, damp toilet block and things moving around. I couldn't wait to get out of there.
I still hate spiders indoors.
(
The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 17:53,
closed)
Doc-Doc-Doc-Doc-Doctor Stuj...
(
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 22:07,
closed)
(^(^;;^)^) DID SOMEONE CALL?(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)
(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)(^(^;;^)^)
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 Aug 2014, 1:14,
closed)
Found a massive (and almost invisible) web across my front porch this morning.It was at about head height.
After quick and careful inspection I found it home to a spider that could only be described as LARGE.
I ducked under it, leaving it to be swept up by my housemate's face.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:19, closed)
I nipped out to pick some sage and chives the other nightwalked through a web on the apple tree and turned to find a big hairy orb spider hanging about an inch from my nose, perfectly illuminated by the outside light. I'm not going to exaggerate here but it was at least the size of a small car. I have managed to bring one of those inside before, having caught my hair on his web. I'm generally cool with spiders but if I find one about my person when I'm not expecting it I do tend to scream like a girl.
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 22:37,
closed)
(^(^;;^)^) CURDS AND WHEY THE LOVELY EMVEE! YOU KNOW THE SCORE! CURDS AND WHEY, NICE AND EASY!(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 Aug 2014, 1:17,
closed)
(^(^;;^)^) JUST GIVE US SOME CURD AND WHEY AND NOBODY'S FACE NEEDS TO GET CRAWLED ON AT 3 IN THE MORNING!(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 Aug 2014, 1:16,
closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread