Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I think I might qualify.I was playing Gran Turismo on an endurance race. I didn't want to move, as I was lazy and pulled my kaks down and shat on the floor. My ass itched like buggery for the rest of the match.
And a minute ago I went to the toilet and I farted and it splatted all over the side and a big chunk came out my bum and I was almost physically sick with the pressure.
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karatesausage, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:33,
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