Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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about 6 years ago i had an incredibly nasty bout of food poisoningjust as i was recovering from it a friend held a a disco/party thing. I decided that since i was on the mend i'd turn up and see everyone again. About 2 hours in having drunk a vast quantity of coke i was feeling fairly gassy so i thought i'd let a sly one slip. unfortunately the sly one turned nasty and i ended up with crap dribbling down my legs... i got to the bathroom only to discover that there was no loo paper and so had to use my boxer shorts and attempt to flush them down the loo afterwards. i spent the rest of the evening hiding as i stank appalingly.
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lemony, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:36,
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