Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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i once spurted a fountain of liquid poo of such ferosistyit covered the resteraunt toilet and the cistern and the wall behind it.
(i never actually sit down in communal toilets)
the worst part was, because i was so drunk, i took photos of the disaster area with my phone and then proudly showed them to my mother in law when i got back to the table.
i'm amazed i had such a steady hand to take such clear, yet revolting snaps.
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:37,
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