Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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a few weeks agoI ate an entire vegan pizza comprised of soy cheese, 'tamater sauce, and wheat crust.
Several hours later, I took a squeeze at a public john, and the fecal matter that resulted spanned across the water, measuring roughly 15 inches (no exaggeration) . It was probably the size of my entire large intestine, but was quite painless when leaving.
I also remember from my youth eating only the green coloured balls of an entire box of Trix cereal in one sitting. I shat green. I have actually tried it since but did not obtain the same results. Perhaps I was a diseased youth? Lurvely.
(, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:44, Reply)
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