Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Well if we're doing dog stories too, here's a slightly shit related dog storyI was over my brothers house, and his dog darts in from the garden and starts running around the living room like a lunatic, as it would often do, except this time me and my brother noticed something very large hanging out of it's arse.
It wasn't until it decided to stop and try to chew my shoe that we realised it was a large portion of football, which it must of previously eaten without anyone knowing, that it'd only managed to half shit out, and was trailing the rest behind it.
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:48,
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