Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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shit historywhen i was a very small child in my crib, my mother awoke one morning to find i'd taken a huge shit and painted the entire crib, top to bottom (including myself) with it. (this from the same kid who upturned a milk crate and used it for a potty in the living room.) although i don't remember, i'm certain her screams of horror shook the neighborhood.
"and that's when i knew, you were going to be an artist." she likes to say.
(, Wed 5 May 2004, 23:50, Reply)
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