Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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once went to "summer camp"...except it was during the fall, and it was a mandatory 3 days at a crap establishment for everyone in my grade. they had the most awful food, some of which i ate, and then i also ate lots of jell-o. i didn't want to crap there because the toilets were absolutely crawling with filth and a few insects here and there. when i got back at school, i took a dump in the school toilets; the poo was mostly brown with a few green spots, about an inch an a half in diameter, and the green spots were webby, like those pictures of brain cells or nerves (like this).
i'm not sure if the greenness was due to holding in the poo for so long, or due to the crap food they served. either way, it was an awful three days.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 0:30, Reply)
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